The kitchen cabinets were all open, contents chucked around. She was staring up at the light and leaking drool and piss. "Yuuaaa! Ich jay chime! Weibu shtayed up aww naich! Showwy for being sho norchy!"Įxclaimed a ping-pong-ball sized puffy-braided koreimu sitting on the kitchen bench to my right. In the light of the open fridge, I could see the contents of it and the pantry strewn everywhere, stomped, chomped and crapped on. Okay, it's funny and all, but this is MY house, and the sooner I take out this trash the sooner I can get in that shower. Looks like yukkuris like Dutch liquorice about as much as humans do. "YUBLEH! YUEEEEEE! SHALCHY! MYAMYAAAA! DADDY HAJ POIJONED WEIBU!" "Of course Deibu's cute little one can take it easy! Uneasy little one that looks like Deibu's useless husband can -" I moved to stand behind the wall dividing the living room and the kitchen. Sounded like a yukkuri jumping off the kitchen bench. "Wach ij schoopid daddy chalking abouch? Dere'sh no way uneajy shpishy shpishy could appear before da shupa eajy weimu!" "Yu! Little one don't eat that! It could be more spicy spicy!" "Yuaa! Shweech shweech jusch gwew ouch of da gwound wite neksht to cute weimu! Showwy for being sho cute!" But if they were looking for sweets, they were going to be disappointed. Something glass fell off the kitchen table - didn't break. "Shitty husband fork over the sweet sweets right now!"Ĭrash. Nothing was in the living area, but I could see a faint light in the dining room, emanating from the kitchen. I quietly opened the door and slipped inside, shutting it behind me. "Yupiii! Yuiiii! Weimu ish queen ov da werwd!" "Deibu can't eat this! Useless husband hurry and bring Deibu sweet sweets! Right now is fine!" "Sho much eajy munch munch! Mama ish da besht huncha!" As I was fumbling for the keyhole, something stopped me. I locked the car and climbed the short flight of stairs to my front door. I'd grabbed takeaway on the way home and was looking forward to a cool shower and a warm bed. It was the evening of a particularly long Friday.
0 kommentar(er)
